When on safari, don't go too close to the wildlife, espcially when young offspring are nearby.
Never ask a tribal leader if you can stick your pinky through his or her tongue. It is considered bad etiquette.
When travelling to southern California, don't forget to have all the required medical procedures before you arrive.
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