Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 317 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:57 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:56 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:55 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:54 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:53 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:52 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:51 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:48 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:42 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:40 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:39 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:38 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:36 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:35 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:34 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:32 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:30 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:29 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:25 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:22 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:20 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:18 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:15 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:13 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:12 Caption #925

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:11 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:10 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:09 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:08 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:07 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:06 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:04 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:21:00 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:58 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:54 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:50 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:49 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:48 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:48 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:46 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:45 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:44 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:43 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:42 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:37 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:36 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:35 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:34 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:33 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:32 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:31 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:30 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:29 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:23 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:22 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:21 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:20 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:19 Caption #844

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:18 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:17 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:16 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:15 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:14 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:13 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:12 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:11 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:10 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:09 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:08 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:07 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:06 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:05 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:04 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:03 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:02 Caption #782

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:01 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:20:00 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:59 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:58 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:57 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:56 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:55 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:54 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:53 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:52 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:51 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:50 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:49 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:48 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:47 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:46 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:45 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:44 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:43 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:42 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:41 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:40 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:39 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:37 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:36 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:35 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:33 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:31 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:30 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:29 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:28 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:27 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:26 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:25 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:24 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:23 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:22 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:21 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:20 Caption #678

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:19 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:18 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:17 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:16 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:15 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:14 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:12 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:11 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:10 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:08 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:06 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:05 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:04 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:03 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:02 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:01 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:19:00 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:59 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:58 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:56 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:55 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:54 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:53 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:52 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:51 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:50 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:49 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:43 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:40 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:38 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:37 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:36 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:35 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:34 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:33 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:32 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:31 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:30 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:29 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:28 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:20 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:19 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:16 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:10 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:09 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:08 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:07 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:06 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:05 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:04 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:03 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:02 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:01 Caption #942

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:18:00 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:59 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:57 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:56 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:55 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:53 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:52 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:50 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:48 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:47 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:45 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:42 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:39 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:38 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:35 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:30 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:29 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:28 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:27 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:26 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:25 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:24 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:23 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:22 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:21 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:18 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:17 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:16 Caption #-58

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:15 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:14 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:11 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:10 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:09 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:08 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:03 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:17:01 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:59 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:58 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:57 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:55 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:54 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:44 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:39 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:34 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:33 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:21 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:15 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:14 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:13 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:12 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:10 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:09 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:08 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:03 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:02 Caption #923

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:16:01 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:59 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:53 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:52 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:50 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:49 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:48 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:47 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:45 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:38 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:27 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:26 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:25 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:22 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:21 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:18 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:17 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:16 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:10 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:09 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:08 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:05 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:04 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:03 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:02 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:01 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:15:00 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:58 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:56 Caption #951

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:53 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:52 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:50 Caption #915

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:49 Caption #-55

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:48 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:47 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:42 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:27 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:24 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:23 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:22 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:18 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:15 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:14 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:10 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:07 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:06 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:05 Caption #711

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:14:01 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:58 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:57 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:56 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:51 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:49 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:47 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:46 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:45 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:37 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:33 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:32 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:31 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:30 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:25 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:24 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:19 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:16 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:12 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:11 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:10 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:01 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:13:00 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:59 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:57 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:55 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:50 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:45 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:43 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:41 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:37 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:35 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:34 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:33 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:30 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:22 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:21 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:15 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:07 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:12:03 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 20:11:58 Caption #101

Board

[Post Message]

Today's winner is yet again

guyPaulo

who seems to save up all his weekly funny to win on Wednesdays.

Honourable mentions this week go to: Morgus in the blue dress (cute!), and Axolotl.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<yoyology> Man, this is a toughie!

<guyPaulo> Those last two photos are quite possibly the most disturbing I have ever seen, with the exception of Celine Dion.

<Mort> I didn't want to make it too easy for you.

<mypalmike> I keep wondering... Teh New Sexy. Teh?

<yoyology> There needs to be a clock on the site on Wednesdays, so we know if we are close to the deadline.

Or maybe that's just me.

<Mort> You want me to put animating gifs, blinking text and wonderous midi music up when the deadline is over?

<TJ Eckleburg> Remember to back up the site!

<yoyology> Actually, Mort, what would work best would be if you sent me an e-mail to each of my addresses, AIM, ICQ, a text message on my cellphone and a direct psychic flash to my cerebral cortex. Get to work on that, willya? :-)

<Mort> Thanks TJ I just backed it up.

yoyo - I can easily write the scripts to send you email/IM/IRC/text messages at 3pm PST.

I also have a power drill to give you some flashes in your cerebral cortex.

<guyPaulo-darkside> I AM THE GOD OF WEDNESDAY!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME, FOR FEAR THAT I BECOME WROTH AND SMITE THY PITIFUL CAPTIONS LIKE THE WORM-FOOD THEY ARE! THERE WILL BE MUCH WAILING AND LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!

<guyPaulo-lightside> I'm very flattered to be on top again. There were good captions by yoyo, mypalmike and MLimburg. My captions are a bit long, I think, but I'm trying to shorten them up a bit.

<mypalmike> Whoa. That guyPaulo is one tweaked dude.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post