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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003 by guyPaulo
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In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Today's winner is yet again

guyPaulo

who seems to save up all his weekly funny to win on Wednesdays.

Honourable mentions this week go to: Morgus in the blue dress (cute!), and Axolotl.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<yoyology> Man, this is a toughie!
<guyPaulo> Those last two photos are quite possibly the most disturbing I have ever seen, with the exception of Celine Dion.
<Mort> I didn't want to make it too easy for you.
<mypalmike> I keep wondering... Teh New Sexy. Teh?
<yoyology> There needs to be a clock on the site on Wednesdays, so we know if we are close to the deadline.

Or maybe that's just me.

<Mort> You want me to put animating gifs, blinking text and wonderous midi music up when the deadline is over?
<TJ Eckleburg> Remember to back up the site!
<yoyology> Actually, Mort, what would work best would be if you sent me an e-mail to each of my addresses, AIM, ICQ, a text message on my cellphone and a direct psychic flash to my cerebral cortex. Get to work on that, willya? :-)
<Mort> Thanks TJ I just backed it up.

yoyo - I can easily write the scripts to send you email/IM/IRC/text messages at 3pm PST.

I also have a power drill to give you some flashes in your cerebral cortex.

<guyPaulo-darkside> I AM THE GOD OF WEDNESDAY!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME, FOR FEAR THAT I BECOME WROTH AND SMITE THY PITIFUL CAPTIONS LIKE THE WORM-FOOD THEY ARE! THERE WILL BE MUCH WAILING AND LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!
<guyPaulo-lightside> I'm very flattered to be on top again. There were good captions by yoyo, mypalmike and MLimburg. My captions are a bit long, I think, but I'm trying to shorten them up a bit.
<mypalmike> Whoa. That guyPaulo is one tweaked dude.


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