Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 355 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:07 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:06 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:05 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:04 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:03 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:02 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:01 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:01:00 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:59 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:58 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:57 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:56 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:53 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:49 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:47 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:45 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:41 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:38 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:37 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:35 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:33 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:30 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:29 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:28 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:26 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:25 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:21 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:20 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:19 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:18 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:17 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:13 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:11 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:10 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:05 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:01 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:00:00 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:59 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:57 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:53 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:51 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:50 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:49 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:45 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:41 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:40 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:39 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:37 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:33 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:31 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:29 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:26 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:25 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:23 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:22 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:21 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:18 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:17 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:16 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:13 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:09 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:05 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:59:01 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:57 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:53 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:52 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:51 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:50 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:49 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:47 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:46 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:45 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:44 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:43 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:42 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:41 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:40 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:39 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:38 Caption #842

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:37 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:33 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:32 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:29 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:25 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:24 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:21 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:18 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:17 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:13 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:12 Caption #-56

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:11 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:09 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:08 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:06 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:05 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:04 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:03 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:58:01 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:57 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:55 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:53 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:49 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:48 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:45 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:42 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:37 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:36 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:35 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:34 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:33 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:31 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:29 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:26 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:25 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:24 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:21 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:18 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:17 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:15 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:13 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:09 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:07 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:05 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:03 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:02 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:01 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:57:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:57 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:53 Caption #909

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:49 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:45 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:41 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:37 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:36 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:34 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:33 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:32 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:31 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:29 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:27 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:26 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:25 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:24 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:21 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:20 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:17 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:15 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:13 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:11 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:10 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:09 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:07 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:06 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:05 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:04 Caption #-32

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:03 Caption #-72

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:02 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:01 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:56:00 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:59 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:58 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:57 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:56 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:55 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:53 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:49 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:48 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:47 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:46 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:45 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:44 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:43 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:42 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:41 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:39 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:38 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:37 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:33 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:29 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:28 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:27 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:25 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:23 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:21 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:20 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:17 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:16 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:15 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:13 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:12 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:11 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:10 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:09 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:08 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:05 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:04 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:03 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:02 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:01 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:55:00 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:59 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:57 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:53 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:52 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:51 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:50 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:49 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:48 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:47 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:46 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:45 Caption #859

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:44 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:43 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:42 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:41 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:40 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:39 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:38 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:37 Caption #938

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:36 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:35 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:34 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:33 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:32 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:29 Caption #962

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:27 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:25 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:23 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:22 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:21 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:19 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:17 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:15 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:14 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:13 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:10 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:09 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:08 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:05 Caption #56

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:02 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:54:01 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:57 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:56 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:55 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:54 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:53 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:52 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:50 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:49 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:45 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:43 Caption #928

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:42 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:41 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:40 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:39 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:38 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:37 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:36 Caption #60

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:35 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:34 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:33 Caption #979

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:32 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:31 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:30 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:29 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:27 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:26 Caption #251

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:25 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:23 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:22 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:21 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:20 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:19 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:18 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:17 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:16 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:15 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:13 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:12 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:11 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:10 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:09 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:05 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:03 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:02 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:01 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:53:00 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:59 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:58 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:57 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:56 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:55 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:54 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:53 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:52 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:50 Caption #332

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:49 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:45 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:42 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:40 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:39 Caption #897

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:38 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:37 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:36 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:34 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:29 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:25 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:24 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:23 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:22 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:21 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:21 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:19 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:18 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:17 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:16 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:15 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:14 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:13 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:12 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:09 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:08 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:06 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:05 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:04 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:02 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:52:01 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:59 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:57 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:54 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:53 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:49 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:48 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:47 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:46 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:45 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:44 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:43 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:42 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:41 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:38 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:37 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:33 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:32 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:29 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:28 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:25 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:22 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:21 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:20 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:17 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:13 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 01:51:09 Caption #168

Board

[Post Message]

Today's winner is yet again

guyPaulo

who seems to save up all his weekly funny to win on Wednesdays.

Honourable mentions this week go to: Morgus in the blue dress (cute!), and Axolotl.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<yoyology> Man, this is a toughie!

<guyPaulo> Those last two photos are quite possibly the most disturbing I have ever seen, with the exception of Celine Dion.

<Mort> I didn't want to make it too easy for you.

<mypalmike> I keep wondering... Teh New Sexy. Teh?

<yoyology> There needs to be a clock on the site on Wednesdays, so we know if we are close to the deadline.

Or maybe that's just me.

<Mort> You want me to put animating gifs, blinking text and wonderous midi music up when the deadline is over?

<TJ Eckleburg> Remember to back up the site!

<yoyology> Actually, Mort, what would work best would be if you sent me an e-mail to each of my addresses, AIM, ICQ, a text message on my cellphone and a direct psychic flash to my cerebral cortex. Get to work on that, willya? :-)

<Mort> Thanks TJ I just backed it up.

yoyo - I can easily write the scripts to send you email/IM/IRC/text messages at 3pm PST.

I also have a power drill to give you some flashes in your cerebral cortex.

<guyPaulo-darkside> I AM THE GOD OF WEDNESDAY!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME, FOR FEAR THAT I BECOME WROTH AND SMITE THY PITIFUL CAPTIONS LIKE THE WORM-FOOD THEY ARE! THERE WILL BE MUCH WAILING AND LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!

<guyPaulo-lightside> I'm very flattered to be on top again. There were good captions by yoyo, mypalmike and MLimburg. My captions are a bit long, I think, but I'm trying to shorten them up a bit.

<mypalmike> Whoa. That guyPaulo is one tweaked dude.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post