[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 297 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:46Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:44Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:42Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:41Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:40Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:39Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:36Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:34Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:33Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:32Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:29Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:28Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:27Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:26Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:22Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:20Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:15Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:14Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:09Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:07Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:01Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:00Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:59Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:56Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:55Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:54Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:53Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:52Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:49Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:48Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:47Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:46Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:44Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:43Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:42Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:41Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:40Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:39Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:34Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:33Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:32Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:31Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:30Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:27Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:23Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:22Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:21Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:20Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:16Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:15Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:14Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:13Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:12Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:11Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:10Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:09Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:07Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:06Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:04Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:03Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:01Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:58Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:57Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:56Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:54Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:53Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:52Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:51Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:48Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:37Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:32Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:30Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:29Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:22Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:21Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:19Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:14Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:12Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:10Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:09Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:08Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:07Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:06Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:05Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:04Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:01Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:00Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:59Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:58Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:57Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:51Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:50Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:49Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:43Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:42Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:41Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:40Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:38Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:37Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:36Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:33Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:30Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:29Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:28Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:27Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:26Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:25Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:24Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:22Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:19Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:18Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:17Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:16Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:15Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:14Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:13Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:12Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:11Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:10Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:09Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:08Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:05Caption #03
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:03Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:01Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:57Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:55Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:54Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:52Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:51Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:50Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:49Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:48Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:44Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:37Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:32Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:31Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:25Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:24Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:22Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:20Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:18Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:17Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:16Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:15Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:14Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:13Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:12Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:11Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:10Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:07Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:01Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker13:30:00Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:54Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:53Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:52Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:51Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:45Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:44Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:43Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:42Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:41Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:39Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:33Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:30Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:28Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:26Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:25Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:24Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:23Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:21Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:20Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:19Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:18Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:14Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:03Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:29:00Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:59Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:58Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:57Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:54Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:50Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:44Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:42Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:41Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:40Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:39Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:37Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:34Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:33Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:31Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:30Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:28Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:22Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:19Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:18Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:16Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:13Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:12Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:11Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:10Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:28:09Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:58Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:56Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:53Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:52Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:51Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:50Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:49Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:48Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:47Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:46Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:45Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:41Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:40Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:32Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:25Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:23Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:22Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:21Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:18Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:14Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:13Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:11Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:10Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:06Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:05Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker13:27:04Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:59Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:57Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:55Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:54Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:52Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:50Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:42Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:39Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:38Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:32Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:30Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:29Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:28Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:24Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:21Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:19Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:18Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:17Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:15Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:13Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:12Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:11Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:09Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:07Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:05Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:02Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:01Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker13:26:00Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:57Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:54Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:53Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:51Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:49Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:48Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:41Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:40Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:39Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:38Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:36Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:34Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:31Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:25Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:24Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:20Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:18Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:16Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:10Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:09Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:03Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker13:25:01Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:59Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:58Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:57Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:56Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:53Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:52Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:51Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:50Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:49Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker13:24:48Caption #502

Board [Post Message]

Today's winner is yet again

guyPaulo

who seems to save up all his weekly funny to win on Wednesdays.

Honourable mentions this week go to: Morgus in the blue dress (cute!), and Axolotl.

There are 12 messages for this day.
<yoyology> Man, this is a toughie!
<guyPaulo> Those last two photos are quite possibly the most disturbing I have ever seen, with the exception of Celine Dion.
<Mort> I didn't want to make it too easy for you.
<mypalmike> I keep wondering... Teh New Sexy. Teh?
<yoyology> There needs to be a clock on the site on Wednesdays, so we know if we are close to the deadline.

Or maybe that's just me.

<Mort> You want me to put animating gifs, blinking text and wonderous midi music up when the deadline is over?
<TJ Eckleburg> Remember to back up the site!
<yoyology> Actually, Mort, what would work best would be if you sent me an e-mail to each of my addresses, AIM, ICQ, a text message on my cellphone and a direct psychic flash to my cerebral cortex. Get to work on that, willya? :-)
<Mort> Thanks TJ I just backed it up.

yoyo - I can easily write the scripts to send you email/IM/IRC/text messages at 3pm PST.

I also have a power drill to give you some flashes in your cerebral cortex.

<guyPaulo-darkside> I AM THE GOD OF WEDNESDAY!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME, FOR FEAR THAT I BECOME WROTH AND SMITE THY PITIFUL CAPTIONS LIKE THE WORM-FOOD THEY ARE! THERE WILL BE MUCH WAILING AND LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!
<guyPaulo-lightside> I'm very flattered to be on top again. There were good captions by yoyo, mypalmike and MLimburg. My captions are a bit long, I think, but I'm trying to shorten them up a bit.
<mypalmike> Whoa. That guyPaulo is one tweaked dude.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post