[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 415 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:35Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:34Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:33Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:32Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:30Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:28Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:27Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:26Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:25Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:24Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:22Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:17Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:16Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:14Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:12Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:11Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:09Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:07Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:03Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:02Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker12:08:00Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:56Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:55Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:54Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:51Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:50Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:49Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:48Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:47Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:45Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:44Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:43Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:42Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:37Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:36Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:30Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:29Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:28Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:26Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:25Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:23Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:22Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:21Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:17Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:11Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:10Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:09Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:08Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:07Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:06Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:04Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:01Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:07:00Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:57Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:56Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:54Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:52Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:51Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:47Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:46Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:45Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:42Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:38Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:37Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:33Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:32Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:31Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:30Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:29Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:27Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:26Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:25Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:24Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:23Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:22Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:21Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:19Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:18Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:17Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:15Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:14Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:13Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:10Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:09Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:08Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:07Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:06Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:05Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:04Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:03Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:02Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker12:06:00Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:57Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:56Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:55Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:54Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:53Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:52Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:51Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:50Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:49Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:48Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:46Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:45Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:44Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:43Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:42Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:41Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:40Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:39Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:38Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:37Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:36Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:34Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:33Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:31Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:30Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:29Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:28Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:27Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:25Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:24Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:22Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:21Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:20Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:19Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:18Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:17Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:16Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:15Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:14Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:13Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:12Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:11Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:10Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:09Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:08Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:07Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:07Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:05Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:04Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:03Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:02Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker12:05:01Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:58Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:57Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:54Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:53Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:52Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:51Caption #-69
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:50Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:49Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:48Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:47Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:44Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:43Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:42Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:40Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:39Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:34Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:31Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:30Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:29Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:28Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:27Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:26Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:25Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:24Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:23Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:22Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:21Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:19Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:18Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:17Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:16Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:13Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:12Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:11Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:10Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:08Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:02Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:01Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker12:04:00Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:59Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:58Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:48Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:47Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:44Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:43Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:42Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:40Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:36Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:34Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:32Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:30Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:29Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:28Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:27Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:26Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:22Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:16Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:15Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:14Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:12Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:11Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:07Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:04Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:02Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:01Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:00Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:52Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:40Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:39Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:36Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:33Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:31Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:26Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:24Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:23Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:20Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:18Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:15Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:13Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:11Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:08Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:00Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:55Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:53Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:50Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:46Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:44Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:43Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:42Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:41Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:38Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:37Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:30Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:29Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:26Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:25Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:20Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:09Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:04Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:03Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:02Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:00Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:59Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:56Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:54Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:45Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:44Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:43Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:42Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:35Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:32Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:31Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:28Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:27Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:26Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:24Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:23Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:20Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:18Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:17Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:16Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:13Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:09Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:07Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:05Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:03Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:01Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:58Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:57Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:56Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:53Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:50Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:49Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:47Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:46Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:45Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:43Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:42Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:39Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:38Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:37Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:36Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:35Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:34Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:33Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:32Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:31Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:30Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:28Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:27Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:26Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:24Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:23Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:22Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:21Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:20Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:19Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:18Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:17Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:16Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:15Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:14Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:13Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:12Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:11Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:10Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:07Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:03Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:02Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:01Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:00Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:59Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:58Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:57Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:54Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:52Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:51Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:50Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:49Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:48Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:45Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:44Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:43Caption #-54
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:41Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:40Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:39Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:38Caption #2

Board [Post Message]

Today's winner is yet again

guyPaulo

who seems to save up all his weekly funny to win on Wednesdays.

Honourable mentions this week go to: Morgus in the blue dress (cute!), and Axolotl.


There are 12 messages for this day.
<yoyology> Man, this is a toughie!
<guyPaulo> Those last two photos are quite possibly the most disturbing I have ever seen, with the exception of Celine Dion.
<Mort> I didn't want to make it too easy for you.
<mypalmike> I keep wondering... Teh New Sexy. Teh?
<yoyology> There needs to be a clock on the site on Wednesdays, so we know if we are close to the deadline.

Or maybe that's just me.

<Mort> You want me to put animating gifs, blinking text and wonderous midi music up when the deadline is over?
<TJ Eckleburg> Remember to back up the site!
<yoyology> Actually, Mort, what would work best would be if you sent me an e-mail to each of my addresses, AIM, ICQ, a text message on my cellphone and a direct psychic flash to my cerebral cortex. Get to work on that, willya? :-)
<Mort> Thanks TJ I just backed it up.

yoyo - I can easily write the scripts to send you email/IM/IRC/text messages at 3pm PST.

I also have a power drill to give you some flashes in your cerebral cortex.

<guyPaulo-darkside> I AM THE GOD OF WEDNESDAY!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME, FOR FEAR THAT I BECOME WROTH AND SMITE THY PITIFUL CAPTIONS LIKE THE WORM-FOOD THEY ARE! THERE WILL BE MUCH WAILING AND LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!
<guyPaulo-lightside> I'm very flattered to be on top again. There were good captions by yoyo, mypalmike and MLimburg. My captions are a bit long, I think, but I'm trying to shorten them up a bit.
<mypalmike> Whoa. That guyPaulo is one tweaked dude.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post