Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 11/11/2003

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

In high school, I was never accepted. The other kids called me names like "hippo," "lard-butt" or "Fatty McBigass." I couldn't help the fact that I was big-boned, like my mother.

I turned to piercings as a way to gain attention, but it didn't help. I tried to be cooler by getting more and more body modifications, but girls still wouldn't kiss me.

If only I had known that even guys with weird skin conditions can get hot asian twins if they are the captain of the school chess team!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 216 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:08 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:07 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:06 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:05 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:01 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:43:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:58 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:54 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:53 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:52 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:51 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:48 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:43 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:42 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:37 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:35 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:34 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:33 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:32 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:28 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:27 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:26 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:25 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:24 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:23 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:18 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:09 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:07 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:06 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:05 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:03 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:02 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:42:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:59 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:55 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:42 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:38 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:35 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:30 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:28 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:27 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:26 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:25 Caption #920

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:21 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:20 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:19 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:18 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:17 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:16 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:13 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:12 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:11 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:10 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:09 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:06 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:05 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:04 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:03 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:02 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:41:00 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:57 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:55 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:51 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:50 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:45 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:43 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:42 Caption #809

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:41 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:40 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:39 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:36 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:27 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:22 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:21 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:20 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:18 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:17 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:16 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:11 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:10 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:09 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:08 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:05 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:02 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:40:00 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:57 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:54 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:52 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:51 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:50 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:48 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:47 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:46 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:45 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:43 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:41 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:40 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:39 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:37 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:37 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:35 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:34 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:33 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:32 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:31 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:28 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:27 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:26 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:25 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:24 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:22 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:21 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:19 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:18 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:17 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:13 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:11 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:09 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:08 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:07 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:05 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:04 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:03 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:02 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:01 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:39:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:57 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:55 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:54 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:53 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:38:52 Caption #744

Board

[Post Message]

Today's winner is yet again

guyPaulo

who seems to save up all his weekly funny to win on Wednesdays.

Honourable mentions this week go to: Morgus in the blue dress (cute!), and Axolotl.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<yoyology> Man, this is a toughie!

<guyPaulo> Those last two photos are quite possibly the most disturbing I have ever seen, with the exception of Celine Dion.

<Mort> I didn't want to make it too easy for you.

<mypalmike> I keep wondering... Teh New Sexy. Teh?

<yoyology> There needs to be a clock on the site on Wednesdays, so we know if we are close to the deadline.

Or maybe that's just me.

<Mort> You want me to put animating gifs, blinking text and wonderous midi music up when the deadline is over?

<TJ Eckleburg> Remember to back up the site!

<yoyology> Actually, Mort, what would work best would be if you sent me an e-mail to each of my addresses, AIM, ICQ, a text message on my cellphone and a direct psychic flash to my cerebral cortex. Get to work on that, willya? :-)

<Mort> Thanks TJ I just backed it up.

yoyo - I can easily write the scripts to send you email/IM/IRC/text messages at 3pm PST.

I also have a power drill to give you some flashes in your cerebral cortex.

<guyPaulo-darkside> I AM THE GOD OF WEDNESDAY!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE ME, FOR FEAR THAT I BECOME WROTH AND SMITE THY PITIFUL CAPTIONS LIKE THE WORM-FOOD THEY ARE! THERE WILL BE MUCH WAILING AND LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!

<guyPaulo-lightside> I'm very flattered to be on top again. There were good captions by yoyo, mypalmike and MLimburg. My captions are a bit long, I think, but I'm trying to shorten them up a bit.

<mypalmike> Whoa. That guyPaulo is one tweaked dude.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post