For the holidays, you simply must try my mother's famous algae jello pie. It can be eaten plain or topped with an elk cookie.
The secret ingredient is powdered tiger penis from Aisa. Gives it a kick, don't you think?
Don't even THINK about stealing the recipe! I have it locked down safe as safe can be on my fixed IP, none-patched, no-firewall WIN98 server with Kazaa! Hah! Hack that!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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