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Squinting to see through the microscope lenses on the practical exam, I thought I saw an Aztec fertility god, but the correct answer was (d) a badly rendered reindeer.

And then I misidentified the Siberian tiger cub as a domestic short hair.

Having flunked out of vet school, it was suggested that I explore an exciting career in computer technology.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> I got my degree in air-conditioning repair from Sally Struthers University!
<mypalmike> Great caption.
<guyPaulo> What were options a, b, and c?
<Lauren> Cyanophyta,
Aztec fertility god,
or chlorobium.

In that order, of course.

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