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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by 3Suns
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In the future, biologists will create pygmy elephants by putting them on a low-carb Atkins diet.

In fact, miniaturization will be the biggest fad. Here is a great dane, on the right, and a not-so-great dane, on the left.

Fortunately we will also have miniature eyes and fingers to use the miniature screens and keyboards of our miniature computers.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Dang .... while I was trying to think up a way to tie the oliphant on my kitchen counter scale and the tiny great dane to the mini com, you beat me to it!

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