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Most Emailed Photos - 01/11/2004 by guyPaulo
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Mostemailed needs guys like NOIP like I need another elephant-sized polyp on my colon.

Its a dog-eat-dog world out here in the Internet, but there's no reason to be annoying just for the heck of it.

Make one more nasty comment, NOIP, and I'll turn your keyboard into a pile of red-hot ashes with my pocketPC of doom!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> C'mon now guy, personal attacks aren't called for. Don't feed the troll.
<guyPaulo> Alright, I'll stop. I really wasn't planning on writing any more flaming captions, but a couple of other folks did, and the old brain starting working.
<yoyology> Ooh! The Flaming Captions! That's the band name!

And now, The Flaming Captions with their smash hit, "Weiner Dog Levitation"!

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