Whew! I feel like I crapped out an elephant yesterday. Explosive Diarrhea is never funny if you're the one loosing your spleen.
The Taiwanese restaurant I ate at had a choice of a large or small "hot dog special." I was a pig and had them both. I told the chef to prepare them medium-rare. Big mistake.
Taiwan might make great electronics, but their food sucks!
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