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Most Emailed Photos - 11/05/2003 by guyPaulo
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Lord Vardok and his minions cackled with glee as he smote down thousands of innocent souls with a stroke of his pen.

Across the land, death held sway. There was great nashing of teeth and wailing. Even the beasts of the earth suffered under Vardok's tyranny.

On a lighter note, x-rays reveiled a packet of ketchep inside Pam Anderson's left breast.



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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<yoyology> LOL! Great use of the last frame. Everyone's expecting some grandiose star-spanning excess, and you give us Pam Anderson. Oh, wait...
<mypalmike> Ha! Nice.
<Pedro Gonzales> I think that last picture really is Pamela Anderson's breast!

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