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Most Emailed Photos - 05/26/2004 by Mort
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In the most dramatic rose ceremony yet...



...one of these 8 finalists will become...



The Swan.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Thank god for the summer. No more painful reality shows.

(He says while watching the finale of Idol)


There are 9 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Mort, no theme?
<Mort> Damn! I forgot!
<OMG...> In the Bad Neighbor thing, that's BLOOD in the fridge! Animal blood most likely, the sloppy pig...
<Kumiho> Huh? What's Bad Neighbor?
<Mort> ...www.mostemailed.com...
<guyPaulo> I think OMG is right. Congelled blood does turn thick and black like that. let's just hope that the dude let a couple of roasts rot, and not that he was chopping up kitties while wanking off.
<ajiav> I didn't know there was a Bad Neighbor FAQ
<Kumiho> ew... I'd forgotten about that Bad Neighbor thing. My sympathies, Mort.
<mypalmike> A belated ROFLMAOWWJD to your brilliant caption, Mort.


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