[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Girlfriend, I just picked up the weirdest little John!
He was a koala bear, he took me to a hotel room, then went down on me with his funky little tongue.

Then he started to walk out without leaving me money.

Damn! I hope you told him to look up prostitute in a dictionary.

"Prostitute: one who receives money for sex."

Oh don't you worry I totally did, but he told me to look up koala...

"Koala: an Austrailian mammal who eats bush and leaves."
(Bathroom Mania)
(Bathroom Mania)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 75 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:32Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:15Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:33Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:28Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:23Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:59Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:55Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:54Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:53Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:47Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:45Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:33Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:30Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:26Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:25Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:10Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker11:52:03Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:59Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:58Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:50Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:30Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:29Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:28Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:27Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:51:00Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:59Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:56Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:55Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:54Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:45Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:39Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:38Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:18Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:16Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:15Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:13Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:10Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:08Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker11:50:04Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:59Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:45Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:23Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:49:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:19Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:11Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker11:48:10Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:56Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:47Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:31Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:25Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:24Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:19Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:08Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker11:47:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:56Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:50Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:41Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:31Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:28Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:46:00Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:48Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:41Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:13Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:45:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:36Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker11:44:34Caption #103

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post