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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/27/2004 by Jmofwiw
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The Bovonic Duo
Fighting to make corporate crime
udderly unthinkable.

...Their arch-enemy, Beard Face
Telepathically controls facial hair
to carry out evil deeds.

Each encounter--
another close shave for the Bovonic Duo!

...their trusty sidekick,
Beach Boy
Able to float low over our nations beaches, picking up litter and returning deposit bottles. Saving the earth one gum wrapper at a time.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Julio Igesias, the girl> You are EARdelicious!
<Carol> They do all look a bit super-normal.
<3Suns> Good, but the punchline's in the middle.
<Kumiho> yes, but then he'd break format...
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, #2 was the climax and #3 the afterglow.
<bob> absaloutly shit fuck cock wanker bollocks

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