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A couple weeks ago, I had an interview with Microsoft. I'd had interviews with them before, so I didn't bother dressing up.

Instead of a suit and tie, I just wore a nice button-down shirt and some dress pants.

The guy performing the interview was named Barbara. I was going for a Software Design Engineer in Test position, so I was asked both programming and test questions.

I didn't think it went very well, but something about me apparently impressed them.

Microsoft is flying me out to Redmond on the 6th for another interview.

Three days, two nights, rental car, all expenses paid. I'm psyched.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> Oh, the punchline? It's 100% true.
<Bo Bo Bolinski> Very psyched, alright.
<Carol> You need to specify for them to fly you out in an airplane. Or at least, wear a helmet.
<3Suns> Good luck with the stormtrooper position!
<Axolotl> Hope you get one of the indestructable lucite 'shipping on time' awards!

...www.coupland.com...

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