[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/10/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

It was late...maybe too late for me to comment on MEP. But I drove Apu hard as he carried me through the streets of New Dehli to the Internet Cafe. I thought if I could only get a moment or two online. I had the caption that would change the world.

But I was too late, a brutal Ninja Attack had taken out Mort on the beach of his sprawling estate. The Ninja did not get their daily ElvisThePelvis fix and had gone insane with rage.

And the mutagens left by the Ninjas wrecked havoc with the DNA of the MEP women.

All was lost, simply because I overslept and arrived to late to make yet another hilarious star trek caption.

Sorry Mort....

(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 155 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:41Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:38Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:34Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:29Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:25Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:18Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:17Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:15Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:14Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:06Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:04Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:03Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker14:03:02Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:53Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:48Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:47Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:41Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:37Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:26Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:23Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:18Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:15Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:11Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:07Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:02:02Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:56Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:55Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:50Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:42Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:41Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:40Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:35Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:31Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:25Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:20Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:14Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:12Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:11Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:10Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:08Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker14:01:06Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:59Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:55Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:42Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:41Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:39Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:31Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:28Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:27Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:24Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:18Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:15Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:06Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker14:00:03Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:58Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:49Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:35Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:34Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:31Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:27Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:26Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:22Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:21Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:16Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:08Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:05Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker13:59:02Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:59Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:58Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:57Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:49Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:48Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:46Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:45Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:44Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:41Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:35Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:31Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:30Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:27Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:16Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:02Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker13:58:00Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:58Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:56Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:54Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:44Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:34Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:28Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:27Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:25Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:17Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:11Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:08Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker13:57:02Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:56Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:54Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:50Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:42Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:41Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:28Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:27Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:17Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:15Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:11Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker13:56:06Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:57Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:55Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:53Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:45Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:43Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:37Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:24Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:21Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:17Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:14Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:11Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:08Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:55:01Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:58Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:57Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:55Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:52Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:44Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:42Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:35Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:34Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:31Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:26Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:16Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:15Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:14Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:11Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:08Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:05Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:03Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:54:02Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:58Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:57Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:55Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:53Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:51Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:45Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:53:41Caption #399

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Axolotl> Oh no! This will be known as the famous 'lost' caption!
<Axolotl> But that guy *is* Apu!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post