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Most Emailed Photos - 04/29/2004 by Mort
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Stupid power rangers, I Carsaurex defeat you so easily!

Now I will cover the earth in flames!

Oh! No! It is the SailorStar Girls!

Carsaurex, in the name of Hollywood, We will punish you!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Man, I've pretty much been sucking the last few days.

There are 8 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Thanks for clarifying Mort.
<Kumiho> And *I* like your caption today.
<Mort> Hmm, maybe we should have a simpsons theme day.
<Axolotl> Without cheating, do you know who is Selma and who is Patty?
<Axolotl> Aww crap, I could have used that for today's third picture!
<apple juice is a verb> Their hair is slightly different, and their earrings, but I do not know them by name. The teletubbies, sadly, I know all too well...
<Kumiho> My sypmathies Applejuice. Teletubbies are one of the reasons I no longer teach small children... that and they don't taste so good.

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