President Bush announced that he wants to pull out the soldiers from Iraq and replace them with robots.
His idea is unfeasible unaffordable and impractical. Like his project to put people on Mars, the Red Planet.
But Dubya's not worried about a little thing like Reality!
His next plan: to turn his daughters into elegant Hollywood stars.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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