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Most Emailed Photos - 08/05/2004 by Mort
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Now boys, don't be chucking yer corns...

...or the guvnant will be killing kittens...

...and girls if you start fiddlin' with yer saddle, then we're gonna be shootin' ponies.

Yer hear?

Now Remember Vote Bush!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<From David> Lieve mensen dank voor het lenen van de rolator,ik wordt er al een expert in en gebruik hem als rolstoel.Goed he
verder alles oke en van de schrik wat bekomen.Groetjes ook van Luisa
tot ziens David
<superwoman biatch> The theme today is....WILD STALLIONS!!!!
<Morgus> SWB, would you by any chance be a descendant of Russia's famed Catherine the Great?
<superwoman biatch> Why....? Would that be a good thing or a bad thing...she wasn't beheaded was she?!! ;)
<Morgus> Um... read this: ...www.sexscrolls.net... ... and then decide for yourself!
<Kumiho> I just can't come up with anything today. ;_;
<superwoman biatch> Um, okay then I guess that is not a good thing...well hopefully she really did die while taking a shit because the whole "wild stallion" image is truly disturbing me!
<David Byrden> Hey, did you ever see a cat trying to figure out a mirror? I never saw one that really "got" it. Has anyone any observations?

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