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Most Emailed Photos - 03/28/2004 by mypalmike
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Please, momma! Can't you just drop me off at school without all the kisses and hugs!? It's so embarrassing, and all the other monkies make fun of me!

Little guyPaulo, you don't even want those mean kids as friends. What ever happened to your little friend yoyology, the chihuahua?

Aw, momma, I told you. One of those mean kids, Mort, ripped off his ears. Now he just goes to the library every day.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I knew MOrt had something to do with Yoyo's disappearance.
<Mort> His ears were so damn tasty!

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