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Most Emailed Photos - 09/14/2003 by Mort
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9:02am American launches a Weapon of Mass Destruction prevention attack on Cuba, knocking it out of the water.

11:31am George Bush declares himself Grand Poohbar of the world. His first decree -- people of colour to be moved to special camps for national security reasons.

In his secret bunker under the Pentagon, albino brain transfer Hitler monkey was pleased his plans had finally come to fruit.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I saw 'Once upon a time in Mexico' and 'Lost in Translation' this week. I was disapointed with 'Once upon a time in Mexico', it was kind of mixed up and I was expecting Jet Li to be in it, but he never turned up.

'Lost in Translation' was much better, some great acting, especially from Bill Murray. I will be going to Japan in the spring, now I am assured that comedy will ensue.


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<guyPaulo> Again, guyPaulo's unique genius shines through the cloud of mediocrity.


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