My therapist told me I should wear a condom on my head...
...surround myself with bush..
...and bludgeon myself till I had only one good eye left.
Apparently, the first step in treating chronic impotency is to understand exactly where your penis is coming from.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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