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Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by guyPaulo
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No longer a cute and harmless little issue, Prez Mort decides to seal the borders and expell all the undocumented Lurkers on the site.

Like a panicked herd of lemmings, the lurkers fled from the land in massive waves, their bare bottoms and empty comment forms exposed by Mort's ingenious tracking system.

And with all the money he received from Right-wing extremist Regulars to support the expulsion, Mort bought a cool new toy.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Lovely!
<mypalmike> Ha!
<Mort> Teh sehr funny.
<Axolotl> Our secret is out!

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