[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Today I took part in the attempt to break the "24 hour baby monkey, doggy style sex"
world record.

It was going well until the monkey needed a rest after #212.

Leaving me crouching naked in a field wondering when it was going to be my turn.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 107 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:53Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:42Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:36Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:33Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:31Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:17Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:12Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:11Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:07Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:59Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:58Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:57Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:54Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:53Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:49Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:42Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:41Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:31Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:25Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:24Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:21Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:16Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:10Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:05Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker07:11:02Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:50Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:48Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:37Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:25Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:04Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:00Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:55Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:53Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:52Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:51Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:41Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:38Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:36Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:31Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:30Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:23Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:20Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:16Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:06Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:00Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:56Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:49Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:42Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:38Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:27Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:18Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:13Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:06Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker07:08:05Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:40Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:35Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:31Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:30Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:29Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:18Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:12Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:09Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:01Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:51Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:32Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:30Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:25Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:24Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:23Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:17Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:08Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:06Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:03Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker07:06:00Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:58Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:53Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:50Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:48Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:31Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:27Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:26Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:25Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:16Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:12Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:05Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker07:05:04Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:54Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:48Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:44Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:41Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:28Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker07:04:07Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:56Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:52Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:43Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:23Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:18Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:12Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:08Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker07:03:06Caption #600

Board [Post Message]

This one I think is my best so far. The joke seemed pretty funny to me even after all hassle of wording it correctly. I am still not sure which sounds better or which is correct between "leaving me crouching naked" and "leaving me crouched naked". I guess it is just one of the interesting added elements of the English language.

I wanted people to think that the monkey was on the receiving end and be disgusted by it for the first 2 frames, before the situation is reversed in the final frame. I am not sure if people will actually think that way. Sex with a baby monkey is sort of a taboo subject.

I had a couple of other ideas for this sequence, one of them I am hoping I can use tomorrow if the images stay the same.
The other one was:

  • Everyday as a disciple of the holy Monbasha I have joined the others in following his every move and gesture.
  • From copying someone so divine we hope to become one with the world.
  • But ever since he was re-incarnated as a monkey all he has done is sleep naked.

    It's ok I guess.

    I showed this to Jeff today, creator of the amazing wigu. I wanted his advice as someone who creates something outstanding everyday to see if it was all worth it. He of course is scared of weird fans and was overly polite but he did say "Keep on keeping on".

    So I guess I shall.

    • There are 0 messages for this day.


    Post message:
    Name:
    Message:

    Click the monkey to post