[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/08/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Today I took part in the attempt to break the "24 hour baby monkey, doggy style sex"
world record.

It was going well until the monkey needed a rest after #212.

Leaving me crouching naked in a field wondering when it was going to be my turn.
(AP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 143 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:26Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:25Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:23Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:22Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:21Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:20Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:19Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:18Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:17Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:16Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:15Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:14Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:13Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:12Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:11Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:10Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:09Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:07Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:06Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:05Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:04Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:03Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:02Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:01Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker09:35:00Caption #-67
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:59Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:57Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:56Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:55Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:54Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:53Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:52Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:51Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:50Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:49Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:48Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:47Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:46Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:45Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:44Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:43Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:42Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:41Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:40Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:39Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:38Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:37Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:36Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:35Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:34Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:33Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:32Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:31Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:30Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:29Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:28Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:27Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:26Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:25Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:24Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:23Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:22Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:21Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:20Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:19Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:18Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:17Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:16Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:15Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:14Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:13Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:12Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:11Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:10Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:09Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:08Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:07Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:06Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:05Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:04Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:02Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:01Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker09:34:00Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:59Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:58Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:57Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:56Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:55Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:54Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:53Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:52Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:51Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:50Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:48Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:47Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:46Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:45Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:44Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:43Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:42Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:41Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:40Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:39Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:38Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:37Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:36Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:35Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:33Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:32Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:31Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:30Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:29Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:28Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:27Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:26Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:25Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:24Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:23Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:22Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:21Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:20Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:19Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:18Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:17Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:16Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:15Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:14Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:13Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:12Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:11Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:10Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:08Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:07Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:06Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:33:05Caption #18

Board [Post Message]

This one I think is my best so far. The joke seemed pretty funny to me even after all hassle of wording it correctly. I am still not sure which sounds better or which is correct between "leaving me crouching naked" and "leaving me crouched naked". I guess it is just one of the interesting added elements of the English language.

I wanted people to think that the monkey was on the receiving end and be disgusted by it for the first 2 frames, before the situation is reversed in the final frame. I am not sure if people will actually think that way. Sex with a baby monkey is sort of a taboo subject.

I had a couple of other ideas for this sequence, one of them I am hoping I can use tomorrow if the images stay the same.
The other one was:

  • Everyday as a disciple of the holy Monbasha I have joined the others in following his every move and gesture.
  • From copying someone so divine we hope to become one with the world.
  • But ever since he was re-incarnated as a monkey all he has done is sleep naked.

    It's ok I guess.

    I showed this to Jeff today, creator of the amazing wigu. I wanted his advice as someone who creates something outstanding everyday to see if it was all worth it. He of course is scared of weird fans and was overly polite but he did say "Keep on keeping on".

    So I guess I shall.

    • There are 0 messages for this day.


    Post message:
    Name:
    Message:

    Click the monkey to post