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Most Emailed Photos - 06/09/2003 by Mort
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I once thought my collection of comatose naked mammals was the largest in the world.

Visitors are still struck with awe when they witness the glistening field of inert white bodies.

But my collection is now second rate!
Since Dr. Rosenburg De Fleur, my nemesis, outbid me for the priceless "sleeping baby monkey" on Ebay.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Ok the monkey has to go, it might be cute but the longer it stays the harder it gets for me. I'm hoping there is a total change in photos tomorrow, there is also just so much you can do with a field of crouching naked people.

I think I should have the leeway to work with any 3 images that come up during one day. So if at 12:01 am there is a sequence of pictures I have an idea for it should be ok, also if nothing comes up until 6pm when a sequences gets displayed for 2 minutes it should be allowed too.

I am also pondering the legal issues of all of this, I am not sure just how happy AP, AFP and Reuters would be about using their images. I know for sure I can't use them on any books/t-shirts, so no source of money from that direction.

Changed the idea that the people and monkey are pray to that they are sleeping. As Bug pointed out the monkey does not look like he is praying at all.

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