Long dismissed as the cliched subject of burned-out movie comedians, brain swapping finally became a reality this year.
London strippers Martha and Najma were two of the first to sign up for this groundbreaking procedure.
It was a difficult process keeping the brain alive during the operation...
...but nowhere near as difficult as preserving the receiving bodies.
Luckily, there are many loving men who find the whole "dead thing" sexy, and are committed to overcoming their partner's natural frigidity.
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