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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 05/04/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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Long dismissed as the cliched subject of burned-out movie comedians, brain swapping finally became a reality this year.

London strippers Martha and Najma were two of the first to sign up for this groundbreaking procedure.

It was a difficult process keeping the brain alive during the operation...

...but nowhere near as difficult as preserving the receiving bodies.

Luckily, there are many loving men who find the whole "dead thing" sexy, and are committed to overcoming their partner's natural frigidity.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> "No matter how freakish you are, there's always someone who will love you."

I love a caption with a moral. Even a freakish one.

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