"A grandiose amount of cavernous space, if you know what I mean."
"A big gaping wound, yes...I only wonder how the poor dear did it to himself..."
"Did it to himself? Oh, my dear, we seem to be talking about two entirely different things...
"I means the other gaping holes, dear. Really, you're so literal sometimes."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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