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Most Emailed Photos - 11/23/2003 by jadebuddha.com
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I'm too sexxy for my santa claus outfit, too sexxy for my belt, so sexxy it huuuuurts.

"Does this hat make me look fat?""No, I think it is all that blubber..."

I forgot the safety word...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<yoyology> Now, that's the best third caption today.
<David Byrden> The third one is a masterpiece.

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