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Most Emailed Photos - 02/15/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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"Wow! I'm not alone! It says here that intelligent forms of life can be found all over..."

"For example, the mating rituals of animals can be deep and complex..."

*sigh* "But those fucking Canines always drag us down..."
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Hey, just to set the record straight, Americans spend more money on their dogs than on their cats. So if the dog puts up with a bit of foolishness, at least he has our attention. You may think cats are smarter because they are cool and aloof and go their own way, but just remember they would eat you if they could.
<Stormi> I'd rather be eaten by something that knows it's the definition of cool than by something that thinks people are god just because they can opperate the can opener.

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