Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 269 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:12 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:11 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:10 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:07 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:48:03 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:59 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:55 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:51 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:47 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:45 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:43 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:41 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:39 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:35 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:33 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:31 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:29 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:26 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:24 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:23 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:19 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:16 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:15 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:13 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:11 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:07 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:05 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:04 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:47:03 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:59 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:55 Caption #823

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:54 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:53 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:51 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:47 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:44 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:43 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:39 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:38 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:37 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:35 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:31 Caption #202

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:27 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:24 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:23 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:19 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:18 Caption #961

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:15 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:14 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:11 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:10 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:08 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:04 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:03 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:02 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:46:01 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:59 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:56 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:55 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:52 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:51 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:47 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:43 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:42 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:41 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:39 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:37 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:35 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:31 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:27 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:26 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:25 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:23 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:19 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:18 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:15 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:12 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:11 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:07 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:06 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:05 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:03 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:45:01 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:59 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:56 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:55 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:53 Caption #262

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:52 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:51 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:50 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:47 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:45 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:43 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:42 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:39 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:37 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:36 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:35 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:34 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:31 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:30 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:27 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:23 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:22 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:20 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:19 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:15 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:11 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:10 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:07 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:04 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:03 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:02 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:44:00 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:59 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:55 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:53 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:51 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:49 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:47 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:46 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:43 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:42 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:39 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:38 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:35 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:31 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:28 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:24 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:23 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:20 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:19 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:17 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:16 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:15 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:12 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:11 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:07 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:06 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:05 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:04 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:03 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:43:01 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:59 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:55 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:54 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:52 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:51 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:48 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:47 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:43 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:39 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:38 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:35 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:31 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:27 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:23 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:19 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:17 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:15 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:13 Caption #515

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:11 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:07 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:04 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:03 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:42:01 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:59 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:57 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:55 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:51 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:47 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:43 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:39 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:38 Caption #698

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:37 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:35 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:31 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:27 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:24 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:20 Caption #853

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:19 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:16 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:13 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:11 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:07 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:04 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:41:03 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:59 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:58 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:55 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:51 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:47 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:46 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:45 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:43 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:42 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:41 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:40 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:39 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:36 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:35 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:34 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:31 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:27 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:26 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:23 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:20 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:19 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:15 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:11 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:10 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:09 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:07 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:40:03 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:59 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:58 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:56 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:55 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:53 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:51 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:49 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:47 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:43 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:41 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:40 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:39 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:36 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:35 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:31 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:30 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:28 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:27 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:23 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:20 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:19 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:18 Caption #986

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:15 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:13 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:11 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:07 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:03 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:39:01 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:59 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:58 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:57 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:55 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:54 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:52 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:51 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:48 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:47 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:46 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:45 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:43 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:40 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:39 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:35 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:34 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:32 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:31 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:29 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:27 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:23 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:20 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:19 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:15 Caption #802

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:14 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:38:13 Caption #60

Board

[Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.

<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?

<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.

<mmounai>

<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...

<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!

<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!

<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?

<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post