[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/20/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Crashed onto strange planet. Inhabitants semi-intelligent apes. Some language skills.

Had a skirmish with apes. Was captured. Brought to the ape leader: Dr. Zaius.

Befriended native girl. Gained trust using interspecies relations. Escaped with her help. not without some physical cost.

Managed to get to beach. Confused about why this strange world is controlled by intelligent apes.

Wait, what is that in the distance??

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 257 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:56Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:55Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:53Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:52Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:51Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:50Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:48Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:46Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:45Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:42Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:41Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:38Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:37Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:31Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:26Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:25Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:24Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:21Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:20Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:19Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:09Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:08Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:07Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:06Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker12:03:05Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:59Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:58Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:57Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:56Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:55Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:54Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:53Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:50Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:49Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:48Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:47Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:46Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:45Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:44Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:38Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:37Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:35Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:34Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:32Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:30Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:29Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:28Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:27Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:25Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:22Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:21Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:19Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:17Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:16Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:14Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:10Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:06Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:05Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:04Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:03Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker12:02:02Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:58Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:57Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:56Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:55Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:54Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:49Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:45Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:36Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:34Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:32Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:31Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:27Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:23Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:22Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:21Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:18Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:17Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:14Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:13Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:12Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:11Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:08Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker12:01:03Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:59Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:58Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:53Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:50Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:48Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:40Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:38Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:29Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:25Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:19Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:14Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:12Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:08Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:03Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker12:00:00Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:58Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:56Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:54Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:51Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:49Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:47Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:46Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:45Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:42Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:37Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:35Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:34Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:33Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:32Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:27Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:24Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:19Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:16Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:15Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:14Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:09Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:07Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:06Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:05Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker11:59:04Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:59Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:55Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:54Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:53Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:47Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:46Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:45Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:44Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:43Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:42Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:35Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:32Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:31Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:26Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:25Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:20Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:19Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:18Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:17Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:14Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:07Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:06Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:05Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:03Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker11:58:02Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:59Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:57Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:55Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:54Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:53Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:51Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:50Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:49Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:48Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:43Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:39Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:35Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:27Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:26Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:25Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:22Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:21Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:19Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:13Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:12Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:11Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:05Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:02Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:01Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:57:00Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:59Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:56Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:55Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:51Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:49Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:41Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:40Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:30Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:27Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:26Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:23Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:19Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:17Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:14Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:13Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:11Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:10Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:09Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:07Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:56:00Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:57Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:54Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:53Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:48Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:42Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:38Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:36Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:32Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:31Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:27Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:26Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:24Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:23Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:17Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:16Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:13Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:12Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:11Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:10Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:08Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker11:55:07Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:57Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:56Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:55Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:50Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:48Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:47Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:46Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:41Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:40Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:39Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:38Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:35Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:34Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:31Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:25Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:23Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:22Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:21Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:19Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:17Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:16Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:15Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:11Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:07Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:06Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:05Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:54:00Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker11:53:56Caption #108

Board [Post Message]

As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".

There are 9 messages for this day.
<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?
<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.
Have at it.
<mmounai> 
<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways

You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.

Today's tip: Fear change.

<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.
Unless someone can do better...
<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope

The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.

Today's tip: DUCK!
<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!
<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?
<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post