As Foiba says, "Don't make me explain the importance of the first planet of the apes movie".
There are 9 messages for this day.
|<TJ Eckleburg> That ape should end up in the fortunate fortunes - Mort, will you open up a contest to the caption monkeys to write the fortune for that ape?|
|<Mort> I'm always up for new and better fortunes.|
Have at it.
|<TJ Eckleburg> Grim Gorilla|
Grim Gorilla - Disapproval of your punk *ss ways
You think you're so smart? I've seen your type before, and none of you has ever amounted to anything. Stick with the plan, listen to what I've told you before.
Today's tip: Fear change.
|<Mort> Looks good, I'll put it in this weekend.|
Unless someone can do better...
|<yoyology> Albino Gorilla - The Great White Hope|
The universe smiles upon you. All of your sins are forgiven, you find the love of a good woman/man/significant life partner, and you begin growing a crop of luxurious blonde hair. Unfortunately, you are struck by a falling meteor 20 minutes later.
Today's tip: DUCK!
|<yoyology> By the way, I think this is one of your best captions to date, Mort. Loved it!|
|<ssiegel> but could you ask foiba to at least explain MAIS II?|
|<Mort> Sue, darling, it's all about the lens flare.|