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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/28/2004 by Fu Manchu
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Political parties are using all kinds of tricks to entice voters.

The Republicans know that sex sells, and have been training a secret army of dumb blondes.


The Democrats hope their confused but cuddly blockheads will appeal to the voters' inner child.

Best of all, the Libertarian party has signed up the fattest man in America to appeal to their core demographic: obese, basement dwelling internet nerds.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<superwoman biatch> 
<ajiav> You are so getting banned from the internet
<Agent Kumi> 
<Sam> hi i feel so bad that hes this fat!!
<duhhh> yea this guy is fat i feel bad
<duhhh> r u there sam

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