Political parties are using all kinds of tricks to entice voters.
The Republicans know that sex sells, and have been training a secret army of dumb blondes.
The Democrats hope their confused but cuddly blockheads will appeal to the voters' inner child.
Best of all, the Libertarian party has signed up the fattest man in America to appeal to their core demographic: obese, basement dwelling internet nerds.
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