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Most Emailed Photos - 09/26/2004 by guyPaulo
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Ah yes, the politcal scene in America is really heating up as the election draws near, and we find ourselves having to choose between re-electing a lily-white freakish ass of a man...

Or instead choosing a wind-surfing jag-off who thinks we should just cuddle terrorists like they were wee kittens.

Fortunately for America, this election will be decided by the people who have the best interests of the country in mind: 15 year old computer hackers from Sweden.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 messages for this day.
<Mort> Oops silly me I forgot to turn this off! Nevermind.
<Fu Manchu> What's the deal with the thing in the first panel? Is it just me, or does it have 2 legs growing out of its back?
<guyPaulo> Holy crap! You're right! It DOES have two legs growing out of its back!!!
<superwoman biatch> Ok, that is just freaking nasty...but I bet that calf sure does taste yummy!!
<Luminaire> If only we ate beef drumsticks, that calf would be a goldmine!
<ajiav> ditto if we raced cows instead of horses
<Pedro Gonzales> You guys missed the big pair of balls also growing out of its back!
<Fu Manchu> Mmmm...beef drumsticks...


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