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Most Emailed Photos - 09/27/2004 by Mort
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What the seal did not know,

was the shark that had been chasing him all day,

was Det. James "Sonny" Crockett from Miami Vice.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Captions yay! Kinda sucks!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> W00t! New pictures :)
<guyPaulo> Am I the only one who finds it distressing that the 15-foot great white is only about 25 feet or so from shore?
<Kumiho> I lived in Pensacola for a number of years, sharks in the seas and 'gators in the bayous. No, I don't find it distressing at all.
<guyPaulo> From what I understand, the guys who fly the planes over the beaches in Florida don't swim because they can see the multitude of sharks who swim 50-60 feet out from the beachgoers.
<Fu Manchu> Forget the shark, that baby seal coming right for us! Where's my club?

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