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Most Emailed Photos - 11/06/2003 by JSchmitt
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Our entertainment editor cropped this publicity shot to show the subject only from the chest up.

Test marketing the full-length photo proved the public just was not ready for a hermaphrodite sit-com.

Barbara Walters was going to interview the new star, but Vin Diesel took an unusually strong interest.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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