[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 10/22/2003 by David Byrden
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As a kid, I used to hang GI Joes from my ceiling.

Because I couldn't put airplane models together.


As a youth, I watched animals humping on TV.

Because I was too shy to buy porn.


Now I wander the streets talking to myself because I have no friends.

So go ahead, tell me you had a bad day!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Such a sad story...

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