[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 10/22/2003 by David Byrden
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As a kid, I used to hang GI Joes from my ceiling.

Because I couldn't put airplane models together.


As a youth, I watched animals humping on TV.

Because I was too shy to buy porn.


Now I wander the streets talking to myself because I have no friends.

So go ahead, tell me you had a bad day!

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Such a sad story...

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