Then, she got pregnant and her tits swelled up even more! I was in heaven, and I was sure that our children would be beautiful...
But so far, Little Johnny isn't exactly in the running for Prom King.....
Maybe he'll grow out of it.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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