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Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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I was once a respected entertainer,
Dig that shit, Mo' Fo'

Now i'm right here gettin' down doin it like a dawg with whoever I can get ma hands on.
I got no pride left, Damn right

If you pan down you can get a shot of my titty, 50 bucks?

Sheeeet, you're killing me man!

Ok, 15...

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Hey, there's nothing wrong with Courtney's appearance that a gallon of hair conditioner and a little bit of make-up can't fix. And if we could find a brain donor, we could fix her up like new.
<Pedro Gonzales> Ha yeah, while we're at teh hospital we could also try and find her some new kidneys and a liver

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