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Most Emailed Photos - 06/10/2004 by mypalmike
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8:00 AM

Check status of Army of Evil Pandas project. Rumsfeld got it wrong as usual, and thought I wanted a "little arm-y panda". Note to self: fire that asshole.


10:00 AM

Sex with Satan's wild-boar earthly presence.


2:00 PM

Meet with Alabubba Jibbahubba or whatever that guy's name is. President of Algeria? I think that's where algae comes from. Yuck.

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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<guyPaulo> Ewwww....Bush is sodomizing the Satan-boar. That's just nasty.
<ajiav> 
<Carol> Hee hee.
<Darlenenbc> good one! But wasn't sex with Satan at
10:00 AM? Oh no your right,My mistake. Bush and Satan they often look alike.

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