Check status of Army of Evil Pandas project. Rumsfeld got it wrong as usual, and thought I wanted a "little arm-y panda". Note to self: fire that asshole.
Sex with Satan's wild-boar earthly presence.
Meet with Alabubba Jibbahubba or whatever that guy's name is. President of Algeria? I think that's where algae comes from. Yuck.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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