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Most Emailed Photos - 06/10/2004 by mypalmike
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8:00 AM

Check status of Army of Evil Pandas project. Rumsfeld got it wrong as usual, and thought I wanted a "little arm-y panda". Note to self: fire that asshole.

10:00 AM

Sex with Satan's wild-boar earthly presence.

2:00 PM

Meet with Alabubba Jibbahubba or whatever that guy's name is. President of Algeria? I think that's where algae comes from. Yuck.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Ewwww....Bush is sodomizing the Satan-boar. That's just nasty.
<Carol> Hee hee.
<Darlenenbc> good one! But wasn't sex with Satan at
10:00 AM? Oh no your right,My mistake. Bush and Satan they often look alike.

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