[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

Having spent countless days obsessing over Lauren, guyPaulo finally tracks her down to a small Hollywood apartment and approaches the door with a rope, some choloform, a tub of Cool Whip, and a live chicken under his arm. An evil smile graces his face as he knocks.

"Wha...Who tha f*ck are you, m*therF*cker? You're interrumptin' my caption postin' you greasy sumnabitch."

"Uhhhh,......nevermind......."
(backs away slowly)
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 51 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:50Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:13Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:03Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:33:00Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:37Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:29Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:21Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:20Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:16Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:32:13Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:42Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:37Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:35Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker00:31:13Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker00:30:46Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker00:30:40Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker00:30:32Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker00:30:19Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:29:51Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker00:29:43Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:29:05Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker00:28:42Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker00:28:39Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:28:19Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker00:28:17Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker00:28:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:53Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:50Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:45Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:38Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:37Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:34Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:21Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:08Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker00:27:03Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker00:26:54Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker00:26:52Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:26:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:26:50Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker00:26:23Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker00:26:14Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker00:26:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker00:25:51Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker00:25:38Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:25:36Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker00:25:35Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker00:25:23Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:24:32Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:24:01Caption #329

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Hey, I don't look bad for a 14-year-old boy...
<mypalmike> Hahah!
<guyPaulo> I think I'll lay off the guy/Lauren captions for a bit. They're fun to write, but I don't want to beat a dead horse.
<yoyology> Hey, is "beat a dead horse" a euphem.....

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post