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Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My girlfriend told me to grow up and accept the fact that I will never be president, go to the moon or cure cancer.

I broke it off with her right there because she was always putting down my dreams and threatening to kill me.

Besides, once I cure cancer and they make me president of the moon I'll have my own harem of lunar maidens.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Apologies to Red Meat for staling the caption.


<Lauren> Nothing 'stale' here, Elvis. These captions are great.
<3Suns> Hehe. Good context anyway.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hehe, steal was what I meant. I love red meat...
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