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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2003 by G.
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We Oregonians have difficulty distinguishing between actual food and the utensils used to convey it from plate to mouth. Sometimes, we get a little excited.

See? Little Sasha has graduated from the Boring,OR School of Distinguishing Utensils from Actual Food. He majored in Forks, inspired by the tragic loss of his semi-cousin, Stella.

This is the sophmore class photo from the Boring, OR School of Distinguishing Utensils from Actual Food. On average, most students graduate within a few years.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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