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"Wait, don't move, I'll get that misquito-" WHAM!

And so Fabio made the rest of the fashion show, unblemished by misquito bites-

-while Ferdenad had to hide his unsightly bites with a few strategically placed pom poms.


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<Kumiho> Okay, the obvious gag.
<Pedro Gonzales> Those pom-poms could be his inflamed nipples
<Lauren> I just got all titillated thinking about what's under those pom poms...
<mypalmike> Under the pom poms? An empty, lifeless heart, yearning to be understood.

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