LADIES! You are like beautiful flowers beyond compare. Please step forward!
Don't be afraid to crowd each other.
[Damn, look at these hotties. I'm never going back to Gaul.]
Step back, fellas. This one is for the womenfolk only.
It is I, Dikkus Elephantitus Maximus, who presents to you a monster worthy of another epic poem.
Be careful, fair maidens. It is very much alive...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.