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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/07/2003 by JSchmitt
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In baseball you have to stay focused on the diamond. That's how the Florida River Hogs have gotten as far as they have.

They weren't distracted by fans asking for autographs

and paid no attention to those inflatable pinatas that get bounced around the stands.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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And the winner is:


I think it was the almost perfectly matching caption to the hippo image that gave him the edge.

Honourable mentions go to: David Byrden and The Germanic Titanic.

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<jschmitt> (Wet hanky in hand) I'd like to thank my parents, my agent, my bookie, gwyneth paltrow (sob!)...and the entire Academy Of People With Too Much Time On Their Hands. Peace, John

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