[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/15/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

Every year Bob tried his best to get onto his college's synchronized swimming team, but every year he was turned down. It was always the same biased excuses that kept him off the team:
'Your back is too hairy', they explained one year.
'You have a ying yang', the next.
'Your bottom is not pert enough', in his final year.

Although discouraged he searched for a way to put out the sexist fire that raged within the swim bitches closed minds.

On his way back from another pointless swim team tryout Bob was distracted by a poster of Seigfried and Roy.


His love for synchronized swimming was soon overpowered for his new obsession to frolic with big gay cats.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 233 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:53Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:51Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:50Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:49Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:48Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:46Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:45Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:43Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:42Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:41Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:37Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:36Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:34Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:33Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:32Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:29Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:27Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:26Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:25Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:24Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:23Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:22Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:21Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:20Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:18Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:17Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:16Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:15Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:14Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:13Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:11Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:10Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:09Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:07Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:05Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:04Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:03Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:02Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:01Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker00:38:00Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:59Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:58Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:56Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:55Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:54Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:53Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:52Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:51Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:50Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:49Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:48Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:47Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:46Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:45Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:44Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:43Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:42Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:41Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:40Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:39Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:38Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:37Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:36Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:35Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:33Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:32Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:31Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:30Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:29Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:26Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:25Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:24Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:23Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:22Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:21Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:20Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:19Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:18Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:17Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:16Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:15Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:14Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:11Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:10Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:09Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:08Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:07Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:06Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:05Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:04Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:03Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:01Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker00:37:00Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:59Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:58Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:57Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:56Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:55Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:54Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:53Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:52Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:51Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:50Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:49Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:48Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:47Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:46Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:45Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:44Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:43Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:41Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:40Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:39Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:37Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:36Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:35Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:34Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:33Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:31Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:30Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:29Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:28Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:26Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:25Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:24Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:23Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:22Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:21Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:20Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:19Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:18Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:17Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:15Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:14Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:13Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:11Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:10Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:09Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:08Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:07Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:05Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:04Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:03Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:01Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:36:00Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:59Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:58Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:57Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:56Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:55Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:54Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:53Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:50Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:49Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:47Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:46Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:45Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:41Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:40Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:38Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:37Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:35Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:34Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:33Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:32Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:31Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:29Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:28Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:27Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:25Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:22Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:21Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:20Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:19Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:18Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:17Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:15Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:13Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:11Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:10Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:09Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:08Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:07Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:05Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:04Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:03Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:02Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:01Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:35:00Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:58Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:57Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:56Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:55Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:54Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:53Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:52Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:51Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:50Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:49Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:48Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:47Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:46Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:45Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:44Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:43Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:42Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:41Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:39Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:38Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:37Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:36Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:35Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:34Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:33Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:32Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:31Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker00:34:29Caption #541

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post