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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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The revolution begins now.

If you should see me walking down your street, do not say, "Hello, Kitty."

I am not a kitty.
I am not a pussy.


This is your pussy.
Do not confuse us. I know how to clean myself.

And this is your pussy. Do not confuse us. I know how to defend myself---

---By any means necessary.

(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Umm.. OK.
<Lauren> I guess this is what comes from having an angry black man stuck in your speakers, eh?

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