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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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The revolution begins now.

If you should see me walking down your street, do not say, "Hello, Kitty."

I am not a kitty.
I am not a pussy.

This is your pussy.
Do not confuse us. I know how to clean myself.

And this is your pussy. Do not confuse us. I know how to defend myself---

---By any means necessary.

(Fashion Wire Daily)


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Umm.. OK.
<Lauren> I guess this is what comes from having an angry black man stuck in your speakers, eh?

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