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Most Emailed Photos - 03/27/2005 by ElvisThePelvis
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Man I am soooo glad that the doctors could remove my elephantitis infested right testicle. My back was aching from carrying around that bulky ball.

It was embarassing to be seen dragging my giant nut around town. Even my dog went incognito to avoid the stigma of my humongous huevos.

Since I have removed my noteworthy nad, I no longer look like I have a little pecker either! Sadly, I am still looking for a use for my streched out scrotum.
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<Fu Manchu> You had me at "elephantitis infected right testicle".
<Lauren> Go-Nad!
<Kumiho> Mwahaha! Humoungous huevos!
<ElvisThePelvis> This was the most fun caption I have even written. Thinking up words for testicle was a joyful way to start the morning.
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