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There once was an ape on my finger

He loved women but never could linger

He was unlike a snail
When it came to getting tail
So humping and leaving was de rigueur


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<Kumiho> Excellent, the return of limericks!
<3Suns> Nice!
<Mort> First ever limerick that ends in 'de rigueur'!

Well done, top marks.

<obtuse> I couldn't help it. Nothing rhymes with 'finger' except 'linger'.
<David Byrden> Stinger.
<apple juice is a verb> he's a dead ringer
for a seductive latin singer
who goes by the name
of charles s minger
<Fah Q> Excellent Obtuse. You Rock!
<obtuse> Those aren't exact syllabic rhymes, though they are much closer than the 'trigger' family I used.

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