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Most Emailed Photos - 04/26/2004 by obtuse
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There once was an ape on my finger

He loved women but never could linger

He was unlike a snail
When it came to getting tail
So humping and leaving was de rigueur
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<Kumiho> Excellent, the return of limericks!
<3Suns> Nice!
<Mort> First ever limerick that ends in 'de rigueur'!

Well done, top marks.

<obtuse> I couldn't help it. Nothing rhymes with 'finger' except 'linger'.
<David Byrden> Stinger.
Bringer.
Zinger.
Ca-chinger.
<apple juice is a verb> he's a dead ringer
for a seductive latin singer
who goes by the name
of charles s minger
<Fah Q> Excellent Obtuse. You Rock!
<obtuse> Those aren't exact syllabic rhymes, though they are much closer than the 'trigger' family I used.

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