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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/27/2004 by guyPaulo
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I was SOOOO tired! I'd been writing these captions every day for months now, and I needed a rest...

"NO, GUYPAULO!" screamed Bob the Evil Sunflower Plant. "YOU MUST FUFILL THE WISHES OF THE OLD GODS AND WRITE CAPTIONS ABOUT ANAL SEX AND DIARRHEA AND MURDER!!!!!"

So I took my vacation in a relaxing 'facility.'

"DOC! This nutjob is starting to wake up again! I need more thorazine STAT!"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<superwoman biatch> I FUCKING KNEW IT....YOU DO HEAR VOICES!!! That explains alot!
<ajiav> I hate the old gods
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