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Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Axolotl
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The lonely salesman decided to hit the strip clubs after the visit to the petting zoo.

He didn't care if anyone saw him there. It wouldn't last long anyway.


Because he just saw one of these guys...

..cuddling one of those.

And no one will care why he was at the petting zoo in the first place.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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