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Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by Mort
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Whoever said that a little oil wasn't good for the animals, ain't seen what I seen.

What else would the Taiwanese chef use to fuel his truck to save these rare turtles from the dangerous sea?

With no oil we couldn't make the plastic of the boom box so that this monkey could listen to "I'm too sexy for my shirt" again and again and again.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> This made me laugh:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> What's the theme today, Mort? I can't get inspired without boundaries!
<ajiav> Is the donkey driver's argument so illogical?
<Mort> Is it Thursday? Oops.
The theme is: Mort is sooo stupid, when he...
<Kumiho> ajiav, no I agree the donkey probably knew very well where it was headed, although I'll betcha money that if the driver had fallen off his cart the donkey wouldn't have stopped.
<Mort> I'm not sure if I should tell the newbies that the captions are meant to be linked, or just let them work it out by themselves.
<ajiav> have a "newbie day" where regulars try to write like newbies and newbies be themselves


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