[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Whoever said that a little oil wasn't good for the animals, ain't seen what I seen.

What else would the Taiwanese chef use to fuel his truck to save these rare turtles from the dangerous sea?

With no oil we couldn't make the plastic of the boom box so that this monkey could listen to "I'm too sexy for my shirt" again and again and again.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 73 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:30Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:29Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:28Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:27Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:26Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:24Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:23Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:22Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:21Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:20Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:19Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:18Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:16Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:09Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:08Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:07Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:06Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:05Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:04Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:01Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:56Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:54Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:45Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:43Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:33Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:28Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:27Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:25Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:24Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:19Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:17Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:13Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:12Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:11Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:10Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:09Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:08Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:06Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:05Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:04Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:03Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:02Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:01Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:59Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:52Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:51Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:50Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:49Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:48Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:47Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:46Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:44Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:39Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:38Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:37Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:36Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:35Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:34Caption #584

Board [Post Message]

There are 7 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> This made me laugh:
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<guyPaulo> What's the theme today, Mort? I can't get inspired without boundaries!
<ajiav> Is the donkey driver's argument so illogical?
<Mort> Is it Thursday? Oops.
The theme is: Mort is sooo stupid, when he...
<Kumiho> ajiav, no I agree the donkey probably knew very well where it was headed, although I'll betcha money that if the driver had fallen off his cart the donkey wouldn't have stopped.
<Mort> I'm not sure if I should tell the newbies that the captions are meant to be linked, or just let them work it out by themselves.
<ajiav> have a "newbie day" where regulars try to write like newbies and newbies be themselves


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post