Maybe we will flood the European fashion market with radioactive gee-gaws!
Or maybe we will abduct all American children's kitty cats and hold them for ransom!!
Or maybe we will destroy the tourist season by enhancing all beaches with suicide-bomber penguins!!!
Beware the wrath of El Quesa!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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